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Scots' musician, songwriter, & balladeer.
Hazel Whyte
Irish' Music
Comical Genius
It was once
said to me, and has
been voiced by
many - that the only
difference between the
Scots and the Irish
is that the Scots stopped
fighting.

My response to my Irish
friends is that we
stopped fighting for
good reason.
After putting OUR king
on THEIR throne, WE
thought WE had won !

Sadly the Scots have now
spent four centuries
wondering what
happened ??

Perhaps NOW is the
time to peacefully right
the wrongs of
the past.
In the words
of Burns, as he
wrote from the heart.

Scots, wha hae wi' Wallace bled,
Scots, wham Bruce has aften led,
Welcome to your gory bed,
Or to victorie.

Now's the day, and now's the hour;
See the front o' battle lour;
See approach proud Edward's power,
Chains and slaverie.

Wha would be a traitor-knave?
Wha can fill a coward's grave?
Wha sae base as be a Slave?
Let him turn and flie:

Wha for Scotland's king and law,
Freedom's sword will strongly draw,
Free-man stand, or free-man fa',
Let him follow me.

By Oppression's woes and pains!
By your Sons in servile chains!
We will drain our dearest veins,
But they shall be free!

Lay the proud Usurpers low!
Tyrants fall in every foe!
Liberty's in every blow!
Let us Do - or Die!!
!

Choose your destiny.

O a comical genius was thinking one day
How he'd jack up his job and receive handy
pay
He did not like begging and work was too hard
So he got a bright notion to join up the guard
Diddly-i-dum diidly-i-dum diddly-i-dum dum
day

Well he went up to Dublin, to the depot went
in
Got a new suit of blue as bright as new pins
They drilt him, they drilt him, they drilt him so
hard
The old sergeant proclaimed him a full
fledged guard
Diddly-i-dum diidly-i-dum diddly-i-dum dum
day

He was stationed somewhere near the town
of Athy
On the roads of the district he kept a close
eye
The girls they admired him as all brassers do
Fell in love with the guard and his new suit of
blue
Diddly-i-dum diidly-i-dum diddly-i-dum dum
day

Well the girls they would wink and they'd nod
as he passed
O but this itchy guard had his eye on one lass
And this little colleen, she being a die-hard
She made it quite clear that she wanted no
guard
Diddly-i-dum diidly-i-dum diddly-i-dum dum
day

Well one time while on duty on a cold
winter's night
Sure he caught her out cycling without any
light
Where's your light, miss? says he; for an
answer says she
It's next to me liver, where you'll never be
Diddly-i-dum diidly-i-dum diddly-i-dum dum
day